Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Comic Con Fan: Man-Tiger


Fig.1

Bob here is a computer programmer by day, and a tiger enthusiast by night. He loves tigers. He can't get enough of tigers. He dreams of tigers. And on occasion, he dreams of being a tiger.




Fig. 2

Bob has taken his dreams and made them a reality. He has saved up most of his programmer salary to pay for plastic surgery that has transformed him physically into a tiger. Nails extended and striped, facial/body tattoos, cat eye contact lenses, whisker implants, dental implants/teeth sharpened, ears cut and pointed and upper lip split.

Bob is living his dream.

You go Bob.

19 comments:

barry johnson said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Don Shank said...

genius.

mark kennedy said...

Great drawings. Love the shirt.

Chris Battle said...

Not funny. Scary. Really, really scary.

'cause it's true.

Skribbl said...

I dun seent it with my own two eyeballs. yup.

RoboTaeKwon-Z said...

Vile. Fucking vile. And yet I could probably pay off ,y mortgage by selling drawings of Chippy and Loopus blowing each other for $10 a pop to guys just like Bob.
It's a moral quandary, it is.
Great drawing.

basstomato said...

priceless!

Meathaus said...

I saw that guy last year in the flesh. It was the highlight of the day. Actually one of only a few "celebrities" I have seen on TV that I was amazed to see in person. Mostly because of the train-wreck-ness of it. Something like seeing Michael Jackson up close probably.

Anonymous said...

Dude. I got stuck in an elevator with this twit. I have never been the same since.

The nightmares....the nightmares...

Tom Dougherty said...

Guy moved to Washington recently. I can't help but feel sorry for him, and I have a couple of smacks for all of the doctors and tattoo artists, etc. that took that poor deluded guy's money and twisted him into that cat man travesty.

Anonymous said...

Um...laysuit anyone?

fishmorg999 said...

I agree with tom dougherty... this poor man was ill-served by those who catered to his delusion.

Anonymous said...

It's fascinating that you'd choose to portray him as really fat, because if this is Dennis Abner we're talking about, I don't remember him being fat. Huh, I wonder what that says about the way you view the world.

Skribbl said...

hi handel.

Anonymous said...

I'd say what's more fascinating is that you focused on the fatness. Especially with all the other stringbeans on the page.

It never occurred to you that he made him fat so that you wouldn't think he was commenting on DA in particular? You're reading too much into it.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous#3:.Maybe.this.guy.who.says.he's.a.so-called.storyboard.artist.is.one.of.those.wastes.of.cumshot.who.simply.disses.for.the.lulz....Probably.just.another.SA.goon,.Really.

Anonymous said...

waste.of.cumshot.

pwned/

RoboTaeKwon-Z said...

What's with the dots between the words?
And what the fuck does "pwnd" mean?
Are you attacking skribbl or defending him? Your post is unclear. Please clarify so that I can either agree with you or ridicule you.

Kristian Antonelli said...

i havent stopped chuckling since i saw this wonderful sketch. so so cool